~~~The BlogZone~~~

BlogZone Moderator: "Good evening distinguished guests...welcome to... The BlogZone"

Dubya: "I'm honored to be here with the speaker of the House—He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process."

Ronald Reagan: "Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."

JFK: "My brother Bobby doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight."

Gov. George Wallace: "I've read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents."

Bill Clinton: "Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that."

BlogZone Moderator: "Trust is always an issue in politics...any thoughts?"

Dubya: "I think the American people—I hope the American—I don't think, let me—I hope the American people trust me."

Ronald Reagan: "If you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."

Harry Truman: "You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook."

Richard Nixon: "I made my mistakes, but in all my years of public life, I have never profited from public service. I've earned every cent. And in all of my years in public life I have never obstructed justice. And I think, too, that I can say that in my years of public life that I welcome this kind of examination because people have got to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook."

Dennis Miller: "Nobody's out to get you. Nobody gives a shit whether you live or die. There, you feel better now?"

Dubya: "I'm basically a media creation. I've never done anything. I've worked for my dad. I worked in the oil business. But that's not the kind of profile you have to have to get elected to public office. It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency."

Gore Vidal (eyeballing Dubya): "Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either."

Dubya: "Education is not my top priority. Rarely is the question asked: 'Is our children learning?'"

Bill Clinton: "It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."

BlogZone Moderator: "Anyone with a vision or issue they would like to mention?"

Former California Gov. Gray Davis: "My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet on the earth in this state. We have the sons and daughters of every, of people from every planet, of every country on earth."

Dubya: "It's time that the human race enter the solar system."

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."

Sen. Rick Santorum: "I have no problem with homosexuality—I have a problem with homosexual acts."

Dubya: "My answer is bring 'em on. Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of "Hop on Pop."

Rep. Peter Stark: "You little fruitcake. You little fruitcake. I said you are a fruitcake."

Randy Newman: "There are some beautiful people here tonight. I should've worn tighter pants."

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Nixon was always being attacked sexually. It was always said that he was a fag and that he had no sexual relations with his wife for 15 years and that was why he liked power. And Hitler had only one ball, and that was why he wanted to conquer the world."

Hitler: "The victor will never be asked if he told the truth!"

Richard Nixon: "I'm not a Crook!"

Dubya: "I think we agree, the past is over."

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Listening to Nixon speak sounded more like a breath of fresh air. I said to my friend, "What party is he?" My friend said, "He's a Republican." I said, "Then I am a Republican!"

Groucho Marx: "Now there's a man with an open mind ... you can feel the breeze from here!"

BlogZone Moderator: "Anecdotes about the ladies in your lives?"

JFK: "I leaned across the asparagus and asked her for a date."

Jimmy Carter: "I have lusted in my heart."

Bill Clinton: "I did not have sex with that woman!"

Jimmy Swaggert: "I have sinned!"

Oral Roberts: "Send me Eight Million Dollars, or God will call me home."

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "When you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer,' which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks, beautiful as her whole body looks gorgeous, you know, so people are shocked."

Margaret Mitchell: "The usual masculine disillusionment is discovering that a woman has a brain."

W.C. Fields: "It was a woman who drove me to drink and I never got the chance to thank her."

Erica Jong: "You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy."

Marion Barry: "Bitch set me up."

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I can look at a chick who's a little out of shape and if she turns me on, I won't hesitate to date her. If she's a good fuck she can weigh 150 pounds, I don't care."

Forrest Gump: "Life is like a box a chocolates, you never know what your going to get."

Dubya: "We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House -- make no mistake about it. But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me."

Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

Dubya: "Fortunately, she said yes when I asked her to marry me, and now she is a fabulous First Lady of our country."

Bill Clinton: "You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy!"

Dubya: "Thank you. I married well. What a fabulous woman she is."

Nancy Reagan: "My life really began when I met my husband."

Dubya: "By the way, she's doing a fabulous job."

Nancy Reagan: "I don't think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them off. But I know how to get them off. I'm an expert at it."

Dubya: "What a fabulous, articulate woman she is."

Nancy Reagan: "I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs."

Dubya: "She's a fabulous, fabulous First Lady."

Laura Bush: "It's me or the Jim Beam."

Dubya: "Bring it on."

Ernest Hemmingway: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

Gov. Jesse Ventura: "I've done way more stupid things on alcohol than I have on pot."

Chris Rock: "Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95."

Nancy Reagan: "Just say no."

Winston Churchill: "Madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."

O. J. Simpson: "This is boring! Now I know what people went through when...my Bronco was going up the freeway."

BlogZone Moderator: "What about family life and/or fond childhood memories?"

Arnold Schwarzenegger: When I was 15-years-old, I took off my clothes and looked in the mirror. When I stared at myself naked, I realized that to be perfectly proportioned I would need twenty-inch arms to match the rest of me.

Steven Wright: "When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving. He said it was elevator practice."

Dubya: "I talked to my little brother, Jeb--I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of--I shouldn't call him my little brother--my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas."

Jim Lehrer: "Florida."

Dubya: "Florida. The state of the Florida."

Rita Rudner: "I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours."

Dubya: "I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? … How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address—state of the budget address, whatever you call it."

Reporter David Fink: "When you're talking about politics, what do you and [your father] talk about?"

Dubya: "Pussy."

BlogZone Moderator: "Apparently, we have run out of time for this session. Any final words?"

Bill Clinton: "I did not have sex with that woman!"

Hillary Rodham Clinton: "In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I'm keeping a chart."

Eleanor Roosevelt: "The things you refuse to meet today always come back at you later on."

Bill Clinton: "I did not have sex with that woman!"

Hillary Rodham Clinton: "I'm not some Tammy Wynette standing by my man."

Monica Lewinski: "I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me."

Richard Nixon: "I'm not a Crook!"

Homer Simpson: "Life is just one crushing defeat after another."

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "The best activities for your health are pumping and humping."

Howard Dean: "I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks."

Rep. Bill Thomas: "Who cares what a bunch of mealy-mouthed, faggot socialists think."

Rep. Bernard Sanders: “Can’t we all just get along?”

Dubya: "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."

Marion Barry: "Bitch set me up."